DET: The Glamorous Life of Adsters

It was a star studded evening as the "Glorious Adsters" strolled up the red carpet to partake in a night of star studded glamour.  As is typical for these events, the paparazzi were there in full tow.  Each one clamoring to get the best shot and shouting inquisitions as to what designers the "Glorious Adsters" were wearing on the red carpet that evening.  Most of the stars were generous and "struck a pose" to humor the paparazzi. 

Once making it through the paparazzi, guests were greeted by the coat check girls who replaced coats with boa's for that added touch of extravagance.  Once inside "WOW" it was the Cat's Pajamas!!! 

The Lobster Martini's flowed along with the Shrimp Shooters and every imaginable beverage you would want.  Server's fortified the crowd with sumptuous delicacies to tantalize the taste buds. 

Cigarette girls sidled up along the guests, supplying each one with that much needed candy cigarette or tasty cigar... of bubblegum.

Mouths dropped and men were all aglow as Marilyn Monroe began to "work" the room.  Later, Fred and Ginger, glided across the stage with feet as light as feathers as they graced us with a little dance number.

While engaged in an embracing conversation with a stimulating "Adster", I knew I heard an unmistakable voice, and slowly I turned to find Katherine Hepburn right behind me.  What an honor!   She was every bit as charming in person as I knew she would be.

The crowd roared as the Glorious Adsters Rat Pack took the stage.  They, of course, are the biggest crowd pleasers of all, Joe and Jim and Scott.  Expectedly, there was, applause, applause, applause.  When the crowd finally calmed, glasses were raised, toasts were made, and prizes flowed like champagne.

It was dazzling!  The Cream of the Crop!  The Cat's Meow!  And although there was no "Singin' in the Rain" there was also no "Mutiny on the Bounty"!   All in all it certainly was "A Night To Remember". 

 Gee, "It's a Wonderful Life"!!

--Lorena Wright